A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin. Our Cruffin is none of that, and it’s also not that Blue Sherbet x Zkittles cross that’s billed as “Blueberry Cruffin” on the interwebs. Ours is a different beast, a cross of Thin Mintz x DJ Short Blueberry. Ours will punch you in the face and steal your keys. Don’t have important things to do when you Cruffin. Don’t try to hold a deep conversation while Cruffining. Forget what you were saying? You’ve been Cruffin’d. It’s so good we printed stickers early. Don’t sleep, fam.
